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Elune
24th December 2007, 10:53 AM
Wishing you all the best for Christmas & the New Year!


Elune.



To get you all into th spirit, here's an old Silana Christmas Cookie recipe!


Christmas Cookies
Christmas Cookie Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila



1. Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

2. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink .

3. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
4. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup .. Just in case.
5. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

6. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
7. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
8. Samp! Le! The Cuervo to check for tonsist icity.
9. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.

10.Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
11. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
12. Greash the oven.
13. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
14. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
15. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.



CHERRY MISTMAS!

Christopher Ashe
24th December 2007, 01:09 PM
THIS WAS AMAZING!

I laughed my ass off. I was seriously in danger of having a heart attack or something. My non-stereotypically hot crazy gypsy wilderness wild-child girlfriend also laughed exuberantly. Hopefully this constitutes enough adjectives to please her :)

At any rate, it's been a hectic holiday for me, trying to put a last-minute Winter Solstice party together, shop for that and Christmas and drive from Denton to Houston to spend Christmas with the family. Hope all of you are having a great holiday.

- Ashe

Scarlet
1st January 2008, 03:37 PM
Very funny.

Maybe you try this when using dice in the game.


Jillian is rolling round floor at moment.
Only problem is she can't get up!
Scarlet

Elune
5th January 2008, 09:20 AM
Ashe! Lunnie is picking on my dice (again). :p

Ok so they only roll 75 or higher, maybe they are cursed.

Poor Jillian - you could at least help her onto the sofa for christmas... you can always put her back on the floor in the New Year.