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Scarlet
29th July 2008, 09:33 AM
Been thinking about it and Lunnie would make great agoney aunt!
Her solution to most problems would be to shout first ask questions later, and if that didn't work there is always the argue with her rio!
So what would your rpg charature do?
ELune? mmmmmmmm {model she's blonde enough}
Jay the npc? {toy solder} Wouldn't take much plastic!ha:p
Scarlet
Elune
30th July 2008, 07:45 AM
Well I think Elune would, if we ever get the nightclub and recording studio rebuilt, pursue her singing career with her amazing voice. Perhaps even moving on to parts in motion pictures.
Of course making sure Luunie doesn't turn the nightclub into a vice den like Seb's Rocket Club, would probably take up a lot of Elune's time.
If the group ever manage to sort out the insurance on their deceased parents, a life of luxury & leisure would continue, though she would still keep up her current commitments to volunteering as medic with the mountain rescue team, the wolf sanctuary, and she might find time to launch her own brand of natural/herbal cosmetics too.
Since she likes kids so much, the urge to set up a nursery/kindergarten might be too much to resist.
Of course if Elune still had her Ethromantic abilities, she might join the County Sheriff's Dept. to work with her lover the Impossibly Handsome (County) Sheriff).
She could be a 1 girl swat team/undercover cop. Ethro Cop!
She could be on COPS! "Bad Boys , Bad Boys...watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when Elune comes for you."
Scarlet
30th July 2008, 11:17 AM
I knew it Elune would want to be a cop so will Lunnie be her first arrest?
Lunnie would like then club up and running as well but think mine and Elune's vision for the club are totalily different.
What do you recon Jay the npc's should do. Just wish he wouldn't treat us as if we are in the army and keep giveing us orders!
Anyway better go will post more later off to hospital now.:p
ThePainter
31st July 2008, 09:14 AM
Non-hero jobs?
Now, there's a question.
Personally, I quite like Elune's idea (mentioned out of game - not posted!) of being an ersatz Plastic Surgeon to the Stars!
Boob jobs without the scars
Weight loss without the pain (hunger!)
Wrinkles removed a speciality
The possibilities are almost endless. Isn't Ethromancy great :) And it would give her the leisure to pursue her other activities i.e. singing, wolf sanctuary, etc.
Lunnie? Hmmm! She's quite a bit harder! In fact I don't think that she wants to work at all. She just wants to have fun! Her supposed job, as a club dancer is actually just another means of partying and enjoying herself ... and I think that that's all she wants to do! Do you have any other ideas Scarlet?
Jay the NPC (officially known solely as Jay)! Well, actually, I tend to think that he would probably do quite well as a police officer. My reasons for this are twofold 1) he does indeed seem to prefer structure in his life 2) he seems to like helping people. Consequently, the police force would make reasonable sense for him!
I'll have to consider some of the NPC's!
PS: Somehow I do not see Elune as an officer of the law ... although no doubt she would look quite fetching in the uniform :)
PPS: To anyone reading (other than us) and interested, in case you haven't worked it out yet, our game is in temporary abeyance while one of Scarlet's (real life) family is in hospital.
PPPS: The real question should be, what would they be if they cannot do what they currently do?
PPPPS: The Club, don't get me started on the Club! :rolleyes:
Scarlet
31st July 2008, 09:49 AM
Your right painter Lunnie dose just want to have fun but she dose like playing games and roles example when she plays Scarlet at the club. I think Lunnie wants Sebs job gang land boss that would be good all she has to do is threaten the right people pull a golem in right place just enough to scare people and let the rest fall to peple spreading tales.
ThePainter
31st July 2008, 10:50 AM
Your right painter Lunnie dose just want to have fun but she dose like playing games and roles example when she plays Scarlet at the club. I think Lunnie wants Sebs job gang land boss that would be good all she has to do is threaten the right people pull a golem in right place just enough to scare people and let the rest fall to peple spreading tales.
Hmmm!
Yes, I had actually forgotten that Lunnie likes playing roles/games ... actually, some cruel people (but never me!) would even say telling lies :) A possibility following on from that would therefore be, being an actor! Highly paid, of course! :p That being said, she'd probably find a professional acting role to be too structured for her tastes ... far too much like hard work; it would take all the fun out of playing the role!
Mind you, that would be her failing as a gangland boss too! Being a successful gangland boss would probably take quite a bit of time and effort! On the other hand she does, as you suggest, quite like intimidating people etc :) so maybe she would be successful ... at least if it's not too much hard work!
Scarlet
31st July 2008, 04:38 PM
Hmmm!
Yes, I had actually forgotten that Lunnie likes playing roles/games ... actually, some cruel people (but never me!) would even say telling lies :) A possibility following on from that would therefore be, being an actor! Highly paid, of course! :p That being said, she'd probably find a professional acting role to be too structured for her tastes ... far too much like hard work; it would take all the fun out of playing the role!
This acting thing would be to much work for Lunnie but would enjoy it for about a week.
THe telling lies bit lets just say it works sometimes to get her own way. THats how she wraped her father round her little finger.
Mind you, that would be her failing as a gangland boss too! Being a successful gangland boss would probably take quite a bit of time and effort! On the other hand she does, as you suggest, quite like intimidating people etc :) so maybe she would be successful ... at least if it's not too much hard work!
Lunnie would have heavys to do the hard work why have a dog and bark yourself is one of her motto's and if you pay enough or someone is scared enough of you you can have whatever you want.:p
Elune
1st August 2008, 09:02 AM
PPS: To anyone reading (other than us) and interested, in case you haven't worked it out yet, our game is in temporary abeyance while one of Scarlet's (real life) family is in hospital.
See how I am victimised again - I turn up or every session so it is only right that the game goes on :p
ThePainter
1st August 2008, 09:24 AM
Lunnie would have heavys to do the hard work why have a dog and bark yourself is one of her motto's and if you pay enough or someone is scared enough of you you can have whatever you want.:p
A nice idea in principle, but somehow I don't think that it will be quite that easy. Just think about it, there will be decisions to be made all of the time -
Who should I get to kill that irritating Billy Bob Thornton?
Can I actually trust Stevie the Knife, or will he use that information against me?
If Stevie the Knife does try to use the information against me, who can I get to kill him?
Is Stevie the Knife intelligent enough not to leave any clues behind when he kills Billy Bob Thornton?
Will that annoying cop Sergeant Raul Fernandez continue to plague me and investigate the death of Billy Bob Thornton?
Can I afford to order the execution of Sergeant Raul Fernandez?
Have I paid Officer Louise Miller enough money to tip me off if Sergeant Fernandez is getting to close?
And speaking of money, how am I going to clean the proceeds of my latest criminal job?
And if I do manage to clean the money, how am I going to invest it? Rates of interest and investment portfolios are so confusing!
Speaking of investment portfolios: how is mine performing, can I get better and is my broker (Alistair McCrooked) trying to steal from me?
Can I Alistair McCrooked killed off without getting myself into trouble or loosing money?
Is Jimmy the Lush my bartender drinking too much of my stock?
Can I have Jimmy the Lush killed without it connecting to me?
Damn, is that a fight breaking out in my club?
Can I trust those idiotic bouncers to stop the fight without injuring anyone too much and thus leaving myself open to a legal suit?
Is that an under-cover copper I see buying drugs from Howard the Weasel?
...
And what are those damn pesky PC heroes up to now?
See it's not as easy as you might think being a crime lord :) Isn't it just much easier to be a simple pleb?
Scarlet
1st August 2008, 05:44 PM
God it was only an idea!
Ok she would have some man round as face of gang who is easy to control someone who could be used as face or scape goat someone who is scared enough of her not to rat on her and is dispensable enough that Lunnie wouldn't lose any sleep if he was killed. :cool:
I still think my first sergestion of her being agony aunt is the best l'm sure she could be very kind and help lots of people.:p
Scarlet
3rd August 2008, 05:52 PM
Painter you got a message.
Think Lunnie would make a good call girl. They like playing games so Lunnie would fit in very well.:rolleyes:
Elune could alway try her hand at being a nun they seam to be straight laced enough for her.:p
Elune
7th August 2008, 05:51 PM
There's nothing wrong with leading a good, clean life, you know.
ThePainter
8th August 2008, 07:09 AM
There's nothing wrong with leading a good, clean life, you know.
A good, clean life? I'm saying nothing :)
Scarlet
8th August 2008, 08:59 AM
There's nothing wrong with leading a good, clean life, you know.
And when is that Elune?
When your asleep!
A nun l think is to harsh maybe. How about personal shopper l know you like doing that Elune.:p
Scarlet
9th August 2008, 11:35 AM
Painter and Elune you got message.
Scarlet
10th August 2008, 08:00 AM
Painter You Got A Message
Scarlet
11th August 2008, 10:03 AM
Painter you got a message.
Is there about else using this forum apart from our group?
Sykes Michi are you still out ther whats been going on.
Scarlet
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