The 7/13 Drinking Game

[Felix]

Hey.. why not? Aside from the 'no alcohol' rule at our games... no drunken dice-tossing my bum! Regardless... We needed a topic here and what better than a group project assigning of necessary shot-taking to a heavily post-apocolyptic scenerio based role-playing system? I mean damn.. I could usually use a drink and a hug after most of our games...

Plus I'm pretty when I'm drunk..

So the personal ones:

1. Whenever the Ghost throws on Dead Can Dance or Cradle of Filth
2. Whenever Felix makes a bad pun.
3. Whenever Evans has a Freudian slip

And now for the generic ones (and yes, you are expected to participate and add at least one of you own):

1. When Purple lightning strikes
2. Somebody asks about the presence of 'hot girls' in the room
3. A higher presence appears to give the group even more bad news
4. Your character takes a drink (best way to stay in character)
5. The Asa break out into orgy
6. A giant rat tries to sell you something
7. A razor gets P.O.ed
8. An avatar takes a head (I'm NOT saying the 'N' word, Ghost)
9. An ethromancer screws up and burns... (I can't stop giggling at these)
10. Somebody makes a reference to an outside famous spoof (The dead-ale wives D&D campaign, Leeroy Jenkins, etc.)

C'mon kiddies.. join in the fun. In the event that you're not old enough to drink... then just take shots of koolaid to get the habit down... this way.. when you game on your 21st birthday.. you can still get sloshed..

[Domini]

Personal:
1 or 4: When Zan involves mannequins in a game.

Non-personal:
Maybe later.

[VeX]

I think that's a great idea!
Of course, by the time we're finished here, there'll probably be so many rules that players are drunk by the time they get their dice and character sheets. XD

Alright, lets see here...

* Whenever a darkling is torn to shreds (Maybe that would happen too often)
* Whenever a player swears
* Whenever the GM smites your character (That's a very important one...)

[Domini]

Of course, by the time we're finished here, there'll probably be so many rules that players are drunk by the time they get their dice and character sheets. XD

And the only sober person will be the GM who's trying to run a serious game with 4 or 5 drunken fools playing.

*When you have to go down a dark alley
*When one of the players gets eaten by the Leviathan because they were wandering around in the wrong places

[simon_church]

Whever Ghost is laughing, then immediately switches to a deadpan face and voice and says, "Roll evasion"

[Solarious]

Whenever Pandora scares the crap out of someone.
Whenever a Darkling pops out of a sock drawer.
Whenever things get depressing or hopeless.

Personal:
Whenever I say: "scream loudly", regardless of running the game or not.

[Felix]

1. "You hear a wet noise." -nuff said. ;)

[simon_church]

anytime Felix says, "Marshmallow Con Carne"

[Domini]

That sounds... tasty...

Anytime the heroes barely save the world from the Twelfth Hour striking.

[simon_church]

its not. its 'nasty stuff'
and its felix's intentional mispronunciation of the name of Narshiak Mael-Khannon

[Christopher Ashe]

close bro it's Narsheakh Mal-Khannan

for those of you who dont know - god of Dark Vision

[simon_church]

my bad, i think thats the first time ive ever seen it written down

[Felix]

The first mispronunciation wasn't intentional if you remember correctly...

I just couldn't for the life of me remember the guy's name... so it became Marshmellow Con Carne (I don't think He cared for it)

[Solarious]

Back on topic... *coughhacksneeze*

- Whenever you go about a normal day and you keep seeing signs of the apocalypse.
- Whenever you have pissed off the DM and he/she jumps you with a pack of 3 evicerators.
- Whenever a character becomes condemned to one of the twelve towers.

[Christopher Ashe]

- Whenever you have pissed off the DM and he/she jumps you with a pack of 3 evicerators.


Actually they were Devourers, so it's pretty much the same thing ;) and in point of fact i never launch nasties against the PCs because I'm pissed off, highly unprofessional ;) but my crew is all pro and generally can handle some pretty nasty Antags - however in this case I used the Devourers as they're stated in the book and grossly disproportioned the PCs to the Antags, but in the end it turned out with a really nice angle twist.

[simon_church]

here's one for you ashe
Anytime I play 'Not Alone' in game :)

[VeX]

You would probably need a drink after half those things...

How about whenever a razor accidentally destroys something (or someone) important to the storyline and ruins the entire quest. (perhaps the book should involve some suggestions for preventing that from happening :lol: )

[Solarious]

Whenever Felix desires revenge and decides to bash a voodo doll that resembles Ashe with a mallet the size of a regular microwave.
Whenever the DM decides to break out the Juggernauts and everyone pauses to admire the sinew Endling manages to pack into it.

And VeX, your avatar is just great.

[Domini]

When Pandora breaks out a cushion-y chair and a notepad and asks you what problems you have (this probably hasn't happened, but I think once the little session was over, you'd need about twenty or thirty fifths of whiskey to wash away the horrors).

[Felix]

How about whenever a razor accidentally destroys something (or someone) important to the storyline and ruins the entire quest. (perhaps the book should involve some suggestions for preventing that from happening :lol: )

The book does involve suggestions for this.. it's called 'being flexible and thinking on your feet.' ;) Nobody likes railroads... except.. you know.. conductors..

1. Whenever a called or random shot involves "NUTS!"
2. Whenever Ghost allows an auto-hit because it would make for an awesome scene.
3. Whenever the GM randomly kills an NPC because it's good for scene.
4. "72" on a 'Fear' check. "Aww... Ah sheht muhself!"

[VeX]

Ahh, good... *nod*

then...

Whenever someone throws a dice at someone else (aiming for vital organs)
and...
Whenever mindless acts of rage involve small furry animals

[Domini]

Whenever one of the pcs, if they choose to have a Drug Dealer profession, interrupts a battle because they need to "finish a deal with a contact."

[Felix]

Whenever a certain long-eared, spikey haired kid magically pops out of a bathroom door and shouts 'SHIT!' before dissappearing as mysteriously as he appeared.

[simon_church]

Whenever Raza shoots a cat

[Elune]

localised rules for my group:

take a drink whenever :
- the GM brutally murders one of your parents.
- The GM gives you a fair crack of the whip (as if that would ever happen) :rolleyes:
- Shadow, (Elune's wolf companion) eats the steak you had marked for dinner.
- Sarah phones Craig (Jay the npc) during the gaming session...
- Craig (Jay the npc) shows up for a session :p (2 drinks for this event).
- Craig (Jay the npc) eats a KFC.

- Luunie is nasty to Elune.
- Lunnie runs off to see Seb (the evil gangland boss).
- Lunnie summons a golem in a public place.
- Lunnie forgets where the fridge is when its time to get a fizzy drink.
- Lunnie eats all the chocolate

- Elune stops in front of a mirror to check her appearance.
- Elune is nice to Lunnie.
- Elune wears pink.
- Elune sings.
- Elune runs off to see Will (the impossibly handsome Sheriff).
- Elune has a shower scene, (the sparkling water cascading down her firm, tanned body... )
- Elune cries.

[ThePainter]

I think that I can add a few more localised rules for our group (in no particular order).

Take a drink whenever:

- Elune fails an anything roll (hic!!!)
- Elune bitches about not having any grandparents
- Lunnie takes her Rio with her when she goes out on her custom made Harley Davidson
- Lunnie (the Asa!) bitches about someone saying she's too young
- Tara (the cheerleader and Elune's BFF) manages to annoy Lunnie
- Jay misses yet another meeting with his old friend Lt.
- Pat Dunn is pestered for even more information
- Elune/Lunnie/Jay fail to coordinate their actions
- Elune/Lunnie/Jay fail to keep in communication
- (This is a safe one - NEVER going to happen!) Elune and Lunnie get on ... about anything!

[Scarlet]

I think that I can add a few more localised rules for our group (in no particular order).

Take a drink whenever:

- Elune fails an anything roll (hic!!!)
- Elune bitches about not having any grandparents
- Lunnie takes her Rio with her when she goes out on her custom made Harley Davidson
- Lunnie (the Asa!) bitches about someone saying she's too young
- Tara (the cheerleader and Elune's BFF) manages to annoy Lunnie
- Jay misses yet another meeting with his old friend Lt.
- Pat Dunn is pestered for even more information
- Elune/Lunnie/Jay fail to coordinate their actions
- Elune/Lunnie/Jay fail to keep in communication
- (This is a safe one - NEVER going to happen!) Elune and Lunnie get on ... about anything!

Ok so we are not perfect.
Lunnie and Elune do get on when you are not looking.

Scarlet

[The_Jackal]

My old group in Maine would have these rules. Heh! >:)

Drink When
- Jackal fails to do anything useful.(Most of the time)
- Darwin makes a dumb crack at Jackal for failing to (insert act here).
- Steph reduces the captive to dust, when they have info the group needs.(Just for you Naz.)
-Naz giggles like a true darkling.

Yeah, Naz was the GM. Much to the dislike of most of our characters.

[ThePainter]

Darklings! My players have only had one run in with them as yet!

The reason? Well ... Darklings are so dangerous that I didn't want to overwhelm my player's with such mighty opposition too soon :rolleyes:

I haven't tried giggling insanely when playing them yet - but there's still plenty of time for that. Ha! I quite like the idea; so far I've reserved the giggling and cackling with insane laughter for certain followers of Narsheakh Mal-Khannan that the group were torturi... cough, cough, questioning :eek: Hmmmm! Thinks: Now I wonder how I can work Darklings into the next couple of scenes :) Thanks for the idea!!!

[Elune]

take a drink when Craig (Jay the npc) makes a height joke at Luunies expense (e.g. "Luunies favourite film is Sweeny Toddler").

[DarkSpy87]

take a drink when you unwittingly port your entire group to an unintended location
take a drink when you unwittingly end up in eyesight of the twelve towers (and five more if you get trapped in them)
take the entire bottle if you survive seeing the eye of the leviathan, you deserve it...

[Yisu]

Take a drink when:
• Phil doesn't stay dead.
• A PC tries to kill Phil
• Phil turns evil
• Stuart's car gets destroyed
• Stuart tries to sense and accidentally summons Drozen.
... actually, just take a drink every time Stuart crit fails.
• Team Top Hat is referenced.
• Yisu is right to assume that an explosion=Stuart
• Nym has to clarify that he's a mouse
• Someone tries to get Lawrence to make them a helicopter top hat.

Man, we'd always be drunk.