Dear ______.

[Endling]

Dear Truth.com:
Shut up, you pretentious bunch of whiny-ass poseurs. Stop portraying yourself as a bunch of ragtag rebellious people 'just like us' who perform all kinds of 'whoa-look-at-what-they-did-now!' stunts in hopes that you'll reach the Joe Everyteen who is disenchanted with all things 'corporate' just because 'they just don't get it'.
I don't smoke. I don't like it when people smoke. But you're far more annoying. And far more unhealthy for my mental wellbeing. I'd rather let a kangaroo have at my crotch with boxing gloves than listen to another one of your god damn commercials.


Dear Will Ferrell:
You are not funny. I have never witnessed you being funny. Nor do I want to participate in an effort to do so. Stop making movies, you smug, self-loving bastard. Everything you say does not have to be an attempt at offbeat humor. We already have Robin Williams for that, and he only becomes mildly annoying over long periods of time. He also did a better job at it than you could hope to do in thirty more inevitable years of your cinematic dumbfuckery.

Dear essence of all creation:
For the love of god, stop creating friggin' gorgeous women like Alexis Bledel, Jennifer Connelly, Ziyi Zhang, etc. You taunt us. YOU TAUNT US LIKE THE BLOODY LONELY SONS OF BITCHES WE ARE!! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS. WHHHHHYYYYYY!?!

Dear J.K. Rowling:
I hope to hell there isn't a moment that passes in your life, not a night that goes by, or a waking moment that comes and goes when you don't realize how GODDAMN FRIGGIN' LUCKY YOU ARE. Holy mother of god on a flipping pogo stick.

Ahem.
All right that's enough nonsensical whining for now. :roll:

[Felix]

Dear Truth.com:
Dear Will Ferrell:
You are not funny. I have never witnessed you being funny. Nor do I want to participate in an effort to do so. Stop making movies, you smug, self-loving bastard. Everything you say does not have to be an attempt at offbeat humor. We already have Robin Williams for that, and he only becomes mildly annoying over long periods of time. He also did a better job at it than you could hope to do in thirty more inevitable years of your cinematic dumbfuckery.


That's goddamned right...

...you know.. I curse you and your abilities.. but I think deep down.. I love you..

[Christopher Ashe]

Amen brother.

[Domini]

You're my hero...

[Solarious]

Dear essence of all creation:
For the love of god, stop creating friggin' gorgeous women like Alexis Bledel, Jennifer Connelly, Ziyi Zhang, etc. You taunt us. YOU TAUNT US LIKE THE BLOODY LONELY SONS OF BITCHES WE ARE!! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS. WHHHHHYYYYYY!?!

You do realize that their bodies aren't real, no? Maybe that will take the sting out some.


Dear J.K. Rowling:
I hope to hell there isn't a moment that passes in your life, not a night that goes by, or a waking moment that comes and goes when you don't realize how GODDAMN FRIGGIN' LUCKY YOU ARE. Holy mother of god on a flipping pogo stick.

She once wrote Harry Potter on paper napkins in a cafe shop. She had better know how lucky she is.

If she doesn't, I'll phone the Devil and she'll drop by to pay her a visit. :twisted:

[Domini]

Dear essence of all creation:
For the love of god, stop creating friggin' gorgeous women like Alexis Bledel, Jennifer Connelly, Ziyi Zhang, etc. You taunt us. YOU TAUNT US LIKE THE BLOODY LONELY SONS OF BITCHES WE ARE!! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS. WHHHHHYYYYYY!?!

You do realize that their bodies aren't real, no? Maybe that will take the sting out some.


Yeah, but that still doesn't mean that they aren't fucking beautiful women...

[Felix]

I'm gonna go ahead and jump on the Keira Knightley bandwagon... or anything else she exposes that I don't have a court-order against.

(it's just not fair...)

[VeX]

Dear J.K. Rowling:
Die.

[Solarious]

Dear essence of all creation:
For the love of god, stop creating friggin' gorgeous women like Alexis Bledel, Jennifer Connelly, Ziyi Zhang, etc. You taunt us. YOU TAUNT US LIKE THE BLOODY LONELY SONS OF BITCHES WE ARE!! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS. WHHHHHYYYYYY!?!

You do realize that their bodies aren't real, no? Maybe that will take the sting out some.


Yeah, but that still doesn't mean that they aren't fucking beautiful women...
Beauty is skin deep... in this case, I recommend flaying them. I promise they will immediately stop being attractive.

Besides, the essence of all creation had nothing to do with their bodies, only the miracles of plastic surgery.


Dear J.K. Rowling:
Die.
Hey now!

Just because she killed off Cedric... and Sirius... and Dumbledore... doesn't mean you have to hate her. She's just writing a good story.

If you despise her for killing said characters, you should instead wish on her torment that she would wish she was dead. Death is the easy way out.

[Endling]

All the folks taking the whole 'their bodies aren't real' side.. uh. I.. somehow doubt Ziyi Zhang has had plastic surgery to look like she does. Given that she stars in martial arts movies and is damn good at it, methinks she is quite active and earned that body. And from the looks of her I don't think she's had a job done on the chest region. (It tends to be noticeable on asian women.) Or on Bledel for that matter.

So I dunno about the whole 'fake' angle. They, as people, aren't 'fake'. They're quite real. If they fell in the woods they'd make a sound. :P

[VeX]

Dear Shaun Healey:
I was just wondering, is there anywhere you are safe from people telling you to make more Everafter? I would hate to see what would happen if your rabid fans (I assume most of them are rabid) got sick of waiting and turned on you...

Actually, I'd pay to see that, but I still don't -want- it to happen...

P.S. blerf?

[Solarious]

So I dunno about the whole 'fake' angle. They, as people, aren't 'fake'. They're quite real. If they fell in the woods they'd make a sound. :P
Not if there weren't anyone around to hear it. :wink:

But I get the point. Mostly since I completely ignore media unless it's an actual news item or something, and thus terriblly ignorant in the subject matter.

And no, Endling is never safe from his rabid Everafter fanmonsters. We're always out there... waiting... ready to pounce... >:3

:twisted:

[Endling]

Dear Shaun Healey:
I was just wondering, is there anywhere you are safe from people telling you to make more Everafter? I would hate to see what would happen if your rabid fans (I assume most of them are rabid) got sick of waiting and turned on you...

Actually, I'd pay to see that, but I still don't -want- it to happen...

P.S. blerf?


That's a damn handsome devil in your avatar there.

Blerf indeed.

Everafter is coming. It's just being reworked a lot, considering I didn't like how the first chapter was looking AFTER taking two weeks to nearly complete it. So it's all been trashed, majorly condensed. I had been bored with it, and I figured that'd end up boring the audience as well.

I'm still wondering how people are going to react when they find out what a genre blender Everafter is (sci fi and fairy tales whaaaa?). Which is why I stopped posting on DA, people were getting too many pre-conceived notions about how kick ass the story was. When.. no one really knows what the hell the story actually is yet. I think folks are gonna be in for a surprise when they find out. So I'm in dire straits trying to will myself to keep on going, even though it may let down some folks. Guess that defeats the whole purpose of being an artist though, got to do what you want to do.

But anyway. I would hate to see my fans turn on me too. Which is why I'm going to bludgeon all the mean ones to death. And cookies for the rest! :P

[VeX]

When.. no one really knows what the hell the story actually is yet. I think folks are gonna be in for a surprise when they find out.

That's a good point, so far over half of the characters we've been introduced to haven't actually been in the story, and we don't know jack about.

That said, I still like the con-artist most, Flea... was it? I forget.

Anyways I like your other stuff more. But then... I'm always the odd one out... O_o

And if I may point out:


Endling is never safe from his rabid Everafter fanmonsters. We're always out there... waiting... ready to pounce... >:3

I think you should bludgeon Solarious first... lmao

[Endling]

Just so you know, Flea (who is a con-artist, yes) is not in the Everafter storyline, he's from something completely different. Which probably won't get made for a good long time.. since I'm trying to do Everafter first, most likely Living in Sin after or even during, and then Endrealm (the series Flea is from) after that. Doot doot doot..

[GunnerRomantic]

I'm bracing myself for these surprises and alleged possible "let downs", hm. Gave up plot speculation long ago since you did something intelligent and kept the story so secret. Aaaah.

BRING ON THE SURPRISES.

Poison cookieeehhs?

[VeX]

Just so you know, Flea (who is a con-artist, yes) is not in the Everafter storyline, he's from something completely different.

Well exactly. :)