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VeX
30th October 2006, 05:39 PM
Death. Life's unsightly opposite. A somewhat undesirable state, to say the least. Some cannot so much as bear it's thought... and yet still it lurks around every corner.

And when I say lurk... I really mean it.



So what of those that live in a state of death? What of these anomalies enraptured by the reaper's poison siren song?

I love the undead. Even as I present a 'study' of it, still I marvel at the immense versatility of the undead.

And I would firstly ask you not to blame zombies for being completely pathetic, or vampires for being completely insanely powerful. The fault lies in their creators. Remember, that which allures these people to construct undead, is also that which allures those who have created amazing, and even terrifying, twists to the timeless ideas of those who have fallen and rise again.



The first and most obvious thing I want to talk about here is zombies. One of the most versatile of all dead things. Don't be quick to dismiss these fleshbags as shambling and mindless. Anyone who has seen 28 Days Later knows the sheer amount of speed and, more importantly, vicious instinct that can be packed into them without making them any less of a zombie. However, on the other end of the scale, the stereotype of a meek wad of flesh that knows nothing more than hunger is a very useful creative device. They make the perfect mob with which to swarm a frantic protagonist and an even more perfect object of humiliation (Or alternatively, gratuitous violence).

They can also be used in a slightly more obscure way, as a juggernaut, which never stops coming at you, no matter how many shells you load into it's face (especially effective when severed limbs from said zombie get a 'mind of their own', if that term may apply to zombies...). This technique is a rather oldschool application of the zombie. The reason for this is that these days there are far more twisted concepts lurking in peoples minds that may serve as juggernauts for whatever storyline one may have.

You never see a zombie as a master or servant though. This is because it would ruin the image of them being unintelligible, which lends to them a bestial terror (give them a break, their brains are rotting!). Though personally, I'd love to have a zombie as a servant...

One more mention before I move away from zombies... Cyborgs. The person who dies, but is revived as a half-dead, half-robot creature hailed as a 'miracle of modern science'. What can I say? Cyborgs are rarely anything other than overrated. I do believe it's possible to make a zombie-cyborg character that is well-constructed to the point of art. But I must stress that I do NOT believe it's worth the effort it would take to attempt such an act. It would be like painting the Mona Lisa with macaroni elbows. (I know, I've tried.)



Next on my list is the headless horseman. Truthfully I view him as particularly useful, I just wanted to touch on the actual origins of the headless horseman. Which... I actually don't remember all that well. *ahem* Anyway, the horseman is actually a creature from Irish mythology (they're myths are very unique). A headless man who travels in a carriage drawn by two headless horses (naturally, black horses give the best effect.), he'd ride up and knock on people's doors, and when they open it, throw a bucket of blood on them. As you can see, his image is rather misconstrued, he didn't actually kill anyone, though as you probably guessed, the whole bucket of blood thing is an omen of death. Sorta like life flashing before your eyes, only I'd tend to believe that would be slightly more pleasing (unless your life sucks REAL bad).



I guess I'm going to have to mention vampires eventually. The mary-sue of all things dead *rolls eyes*. For those who don't know, the term mary-sue is a reference to a movie (I think it was also called Mary-Sue) about a girl (just guess) who always gets what she wants. Hence the term mary-sue, a character who always gets what s/he wants. The sentiment is best expressed by a five-year old who gets shot, then says, 'nuh-uh I had my invisible-bullet-proof-shield up!!1!11!1'...
*BACKTOTOPIC!*
So... those who are well-versed in vampires should know that there are far too many overly-powerful vampire character in rpg's and movies. That's not such a bad thing though. If you want to make a balanced vampire character, there are many attributes you could be well justified in giving him/her. Of course, the attributes, inspiration, or justification can all be gained from the multitude of examples, just don't overdo it.
Also, a vampire can just as easily be weaker than a human, simply grant the ability to not age, as long as s/he keeps drinking blood, along with the inherent weakness to light and repulsion from onions/crosses/holy water.
Vampires also make good mastermind characters. 'Nuff said.



Another creature that's often somewhat omnipotent is the lich. The main difference here is that the lich usually makes the best mastermind and can add some real meat to dialogue (even though they don't have any on them), if you're clever. If you're gonna have one for a main antagonist, it can be difficult to give it intentions that are anything more than vague, but sometimes that can work for you. Obscure intentions suit the lich very well.



Speaking of animated bones, we come to the skeleton, perfect minion of the undead. Apart from serving you cocktails when you're tanning in your fortress of eternal evil, they also make good fodder. Though they aren't as fun to mob with as zombies, they're still rather effective. Especially good for shifting combat balance from archer characters, though a good shaft to the spine would shatter a couple of vertibrae, rending it in two. This is a good opportunity for the scare-tactics style GM to do the old 'top-half-of-the-body-still-crawling-toward-you' thing, which doesn't usually do much good really, UNLESS you leave it to lay still for a while until no-one's looking and then spring it onto the nearby adventurer's ankle. (fun ^^)
For a slightly more realistic look, always have your skeletons lurch forward a little. Don't forget, with their flesh they lost, they also lost a fair bit of body weight, mostly from their chest and stomach, so they would probably fall backwards if they stood straight (I'm assuming this). Either way, it makes them far creepier when they lurch forward.



Ghosts. Ghosts are awesome because there are so many different things you can do with them. Their intentions may be to maim, kill, scare, drive people mad or something entirely different. Let's face it, you can do almost anything with a ghost. They even make good protagonists.
There are many different sorts of ghosts you could use. Especially if you look into shintoism. My personal favourite is the zubera; A faceless hermit spirit that seeks to devour the faces of travellers in order to have the face themselves. Could you imagine throwing one of those at your chosen group of adventurer's, without any explanation or obvious weaknesses?
Another ghost-type creature that is especially useful for scare-tactics is the banshee. The one that screams a howl of pain, despair and terror. It's always good to have a banshee in your pocket, if only for the sake of atmosphere.


That's all for now...
*Walks back to his crypt*

Felix
31st October 2006, 10:47 AM
In light of your recent post and the fact that my boss deemed it necessary to have me test out the render capabilities of this new software by rendering the same image over and over again tweaking one setting at a time and documenting all of my results... I've come to retaliate. Or shed my own opinion... which is typically grounds for an argument on any sort of grounds.

Zombies are dumb.. and whoever came up with Land of the Dead is dumber. To give reanimated flesh the ability to plot and plan is.. well.. cheating in the scheme of things. Zombies with machine guns?? I think not... they're animalistic instinct based... so while I might agree with raptor tactics, nukes and ammo in the hands of the shambling undead is beyond ludicrous.

As Ashe has stated time and time again to our Texas natives... introducing zombies into a campaign is just asking for it to end horribly. Lets face it... they 'reproduce' like welfare moms with offspring just as ignorant, neglected and prone to violence. Shooting heads, severing limbs and the like is all just too much effort. When you introduce RAGE or other swift-moving zombies, you've just successfully screwed the world. Thanks a lot, buddy... now where am I gonna keep my stuff?

As for cyborgs... it's either prosthetic flesh over a crunchy robot shell (i.e. Schwarzenegger or Bush Jr.) Or a living human with cybernetic parts. These can range from limbs, vital organs, or just a couple of toenails that can be operated as buzz-saws to slice through those pesky fallen branches or bowling shoes that just won't slip off. The only possible undead cyborg in my vast sea of useless pop-culture information was Robocop. And he wasn't QUITE dead when they put him together... "Only mostly dead. With all dead all you can do is jingle their pockets and look for loose change."

I actually have no lore on the headless horseman... other than I got this bitchin' background from DigitalBlasphemy.com portraying the creature and that he is, in fact, a bad mother fucker. Legends I've heard always had him posted as an undead Vlad, takin' heads for his own collection.

Vampires have certainly been the most diverse of the undead. While typically retaining their intelligence, they're portrayed either as merciless slaughterers, sultry seducers, or whiney emo brats... (Damn you Rice... damn you a lot). As for me... I'm preferential to the classic Nosferatu style. No not that faggy Dracula and none of the modern Alucard types... Honestly.. find new names... You don't hear of any Utarefsons running around do you? Here's what you do with vampires - sick them on somebody you don't like.. or somebody who wants to lose their character. Because they're not going to wake you up and have a 'nice chat' with you. They want your blood, want you dead, or want you to be their bitch(its a sire thing). Other than that, they have no feelings towards you. If you're been around for a millenia, lived through ages.. do you honestly think that you'd find some modern punk with a shotgun and a pocket of dreams interesting? Not unless they can be useful to you somehow.. and after that... quite expendable. All this hugs'n'kisses 'lets play nice' attitude is a load of crap.

Liches are mystical vampires that forgot to stop aging. So they're just really old people who have to speak incantations to get up out of bed so they can hit the can 3 times a night. Poor bastards...

Speaking of animating bones... heh heh.. Yeah.. my mind's still in the gutter on this one. Skeletons aren't villains... they're just drunk sods on the top of grandfather clocks looking for unicorns.

Ghosts are good for only a handful of things... Spooking players or seducing Ashe... he's a sucker for cute little ghosts that need to be avenged... hehe ... dumb sod

Alright... thanks for letting me stretch my fingers.. now go back to sleep.. it's waaaaay too early for this crap